Books by Dean Tongue
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Machine Gun Jesus
In this hilarious off the wall comedy, Jesus is sent by God to modern day Earth to try and make a difference in the world. Not fancying being nailed to a damn cross again, Jesus agrees to do it with one condition - That he... See More
Twenty Pence Piece
White Glenn Bay is an idyllic looking sea-side town - the pebbled beach, the cosy local pubs and a close-knit community. Yet behind this beautiful exterior hides a darker truth - addiction, jealousy and hatred threaten to... See More
The Actor, the Writer and the Dominatrix
From the creator of 'Destiny of a Girl' comes this dark comedy which explores the complexities of love, friendship and sexuality. After being unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend, Jason (a struggling screenplay writer)... See More
Destiny of a Girl
Adult movie star Destiny Rae thinks she has found the man of her dreams in Clive. He is good looking, wealthy and is accepting of her line of work. The one thing Clive fails to mention is that he has a beautiful wife and... See More
Help! Our Television Swallowed Us!
You are what you watch... Separated couple Meg and Greg are planning their divorce and dividing their possessions. When they start arguing over who owns what, the unthinkable happens... They get sucked into their... See More
Gangster's Moll
Avid movie geek Eric lives a simple life - he runs a local DVD store with his two lifelong best friends and he lives with his eccentric grandmother on the same street. Life gets even better when he meets beauty therapist... See More
V is for Violence
There's a killer on the loose in Mason City. The Slither Killer is a man hating serial killer who targets only men through the art of seduction and manipulation. She leaves a little note to the police at each crime scene... See More
Machine Gun Zombie (Machine Gun Jesus Book 2)
Jesus, Honkey Killa and that silly fat bastard Suicide Bob are back for another madcap adventure in this outrageous sequel to 'Machine Gun Jesus'. The three of them, along with the messiah's new bride, Anna the Ant, meet up... See More
Aggressive Depressive: A Collection of Dark Poetry
This is a collection of dark poetry, written by the author's alter ego - Demon Dean. Demon Dean was the younger more volatile version of the author we know today. A young man in a dark place, he had some horrific thoughts... See More
A Farewell To Demons
This collection of poetry explores what happens to a man after he has defeated his 'demon'. Dean looks to the past with a tear in his eye whilst looking towards the future with a smile on his face. 'A Farewell To Demons' is... See More
Victim Of Modern Education (Polly the Paedophile Slayer Book 4)
Darryl Regis is 13 years old. His life consists of being bullied at school and being abused at home. He shares his thoughts in his journal, which he calls 'The Victim Vault'. Through these journal entries we learn that... See More
Word Gets Around
"Do the right thing" That's what Gary's wife tells him after he witnesses the brutal attack of an off duty police officer. After telling the police what he saw and describing the attackers he is able to identify the main... See More
Polly and Will Love to Kill
Infamous British serial killers Polly and Will have it all - financial security, a beachside villa in a non-extradition South American paradise and a beautiful new baby daughter. And in their spare time they still like to do... See More
Polly the Paedophile Slayer - Part 1
The ferocious debut book from Dean Tongue is one of the most controversial books ever written. Dark comedy mixes with blood curdling violence in this fast paced serial killer thriller. Troubled teen Polly Ann Sterling teams... See More
Victims Of Justice (Victim Of Modern Education Book 2)
Following on from the events of both the 'Polly the Paedophile Slayer' trilogy and 'Victim of Modern Education', our favourite characters from both books collide here in typically explosive, ultra violent fashion. Darryl... See More
Polly the Paedophile Slayer - Part 2: Militant Justice
The Justice Killers crazy, drug fuelled journey of violence continues in this explosive sequel to the highly controversial original. The leader of The Justice Killers for Life Fan Club tells Polly that he has the manpower... See More
Polly the Paedophile Slayer - Part 3: Soldier of Justice
The blood soaked adventures of our serial killer heroes Polly and Will continue in this final part of the controversial trilogy. After the blood bath in Romania things move forward as a new member of Militant Justice offers... See More
Polly The Paedophile Slayer: The Complete Saga
All three parts of the Polly the Paedophile Slayer saga are combined here to create one epic action packed novel. Join troubled teen Polly and escaped prisoner Will as they embark on a blood soaked adventure to take out as... See More
Noises: A Poetic Exploration Of Anarchy
"We can't afford to eat... We can't afford to heat our homes... Yet we sit here in silence... Imagine what we could achieve if we actually made some NOISE" Dante is a 40 year old loner who works a minimum wage job which he... See More