A real-life vampire whose tongue is as sharp as his teeth, and he's telling the world about Life Among the Undead. This might not be the smartest thing he's ever done...
Joe wasn't expecting to become a vampire. He was just hanging with friends at a sushi bar, putting his life back together after a break-up. But someone sucked on his neck - WITH THEIR TEETH - and threw him into an inconceivable situation that becomes more and more conceivable every minute. Now, he's on a roller coaster ride of strange and sometimes hilarious supernatural happenings. So he takes to the internet to tell the world what it's really like to transform into a real-life card-carrying Member of the Undead, in real-time. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, when his whole life shifts beneath him and he draws the attention of some menacing people who don't exactly love bloodsuckers, simple might not be so simple after all.

If you like vampire stories that blend heart and suspense with a generous helping of snarky, laugh-out-loud humor, you'll love the Joe Vampire Series.

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What Amazon readers are saying:

Laugh-out-loud blood-sucking good time!

Joe Vampire Kicks Ass!... more than any book I've read recently, I couldn't help but think "This should be a film."

A vampire story with real heart. Joe Vampire is a tale about what makes us human.

The most fun reading I've had in a long time... It's genuinely fun. I found myself both caring about certain characters and loathing others.

Full-out unique entertainment... Thoroughly unique and readable... funny and entertaining from the get-go.

Awesome! Hilarious, exciting, and even a little sweet. I can't say enough good things about this book -- which all of you should buy immediately - and I can't wait for the next book from this author!

The most original take on vampires I've read in years.

Unique, modern, creative, and super entertaining... Joe Vampire is hands down my type of humor. Witty, quick, and laced in pop culture.

Funny as hell.

Everyman with a bite! An enjoyable read; a fresh take on the whole vampire genre.

Who knew a vampire would be so entertaining?! Funny, well written, page turner... I've woken up in the night to keep reading!

A most excellent read It's one of those rare books that will take you through a whole range of feelings along this journey...

I Heart Joe Vampire. His humour is fresh and witty and kept me laughing at some of his lines even after I stopped reading.

Witty and entertaining. Must read!

Hilarious!

Totally different... totally awesome!

I don't want that smart mouth to shut up! Luna gives it a lovely little twist near the end in a way I did not quite expect.

A vampire to love! Staggeringly clever and delicious throughout.

Great read - dont pass it up!

Not your average vampire tale! The sarcastic humor throughout the book just added to the story and helped Joe be even more relatable.

A snarky fun time! Such a cool twist on the vampire genre... written with great sarcasm and wit that made me laugh out loud, I find myself waiting (hopefully) for the next installment!

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