When 'Mate' wakes handcuffed to a boat hurtling towards a Cornish cliff, he knows exactly how his life unravelled.

Once a successful, vain, sex-obsessed salesman, everything changed the moment an experimental face cream left him grotesquely disfigured.

Hiding away in Cornwall, Mate falls in with a cast of dangerous eccentrics: Janet, a fanatical porno artist; Margaret Parks, a fame-hungry relic of 1960s cinema; and Billy Wallis, a former London gangster who will kill to protect Margaret's fading spotlight.

Mate wants a quiet, beautiful life again.

His new companions have other ideas. They drag him towards notoriety, obsession, pornographic art, and chaos - where exploding boats and violent ends are never far behind.

UGLY THINGS is a dark, satirical thriller exploring society's fixation on beauty, sex, and the desperate need to be seen.

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• Publication Date: November 9, 2013
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• Print Length: 195 Pages
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