The Christmas Tree of Doom: The World According to Perdita Whacknoodle: A Par Whack Adventure (Funny Dog Books for Kids)
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Another Whacknoodle Christmas Disaster!
If you're read any of Perdita Whacknoodle's other dog story books, you know that the Whacknoodle family of crazy dogs creates disasters wherever they go.
Why should Christmas be any different?
In these two Christmas stories for kids, Perdita tells all about her father, a dog she calls "Par," and his crazy attempts to enjoy Christmas in the country.
Par is an adventurous scalawag, and he's also the most wanted dog ever -- wanted by sheriffs, police, and dog-catchers everywhere. When you read her books, you'll understand why.
A Sudden Massive Mashed Potato Explosion
It's Christmas in the country, and the house is all decorated. Excited guests arrive for Farmer's fancy Christmas dinner.
What could possibly go wrong?
A LOT, when the Whacknoodle family is involved.
When Par tries to enjoy the family's spectacular Christmas feast, things suddenly go very, very wrong and Par creates a most unexpected Christmas explosion.
But Par is a quick-thinking dog! He keeps his head, even in the midst of everyone's confusion, and he manages to snatch a wonderful Christmas dinner for himself before he escapes.
The story doesn't end with the mashed-potato explosion, and Par creates a LOT more excitement before he finally eludes the angry humans.
But Par is very happy, and he knows he's made the Christmas feast something no one will ever forget!
The Christmas Carol of Doom
In the second long story in this children's chapter book,"The Christmas Carol of Doom," Par's elaborate plans to bring holiday cheer to the town of Dahlonega backfires in a very big way.
In this story, Par, and his canine singing group ("The Twelve Dogs of Christmas") plan to sing carols around the town. Of course, they expect lots of free food in return.
Somehow, it doesn't work out that way, and there is another big surprise, lots of exploding Christmas decorations, and an epic battle with Par's sworn enemy Mr. Wimpy.
And once again, the dogs escape JUST as the police arrive!
By the end of the dogs' first-ever holiday concert, Mr. Wimpy, is NOT at all filled with Christmas cheer.
But amazingly, in the midst of the chaos and confusion, Par and his dog friends discover their own idea of the real spirit of Christmas.
And for once, Laura (who writes all Perdita's stories down) thinks that, even in the midst of all their nutty adventures, Perdita and her wacky dog family may be right.
It's NOT Just Another Cute Dog Story!
You can find lots of cute, heart-warming dog stories.
But there's never been a children's book of funny dog stories like Perdita's!
When you read Perdita's happy chapter books, you'll wonder whether YOUR dog thinks like Perdita. Is it possible?
Why not?
If you'll scroll up the page to the BUY NOW button, you'll be laughing atPerdita's crazy Christmas stories in just a couple of minutes, and you'll be sharing the Whacknoodle Family Christmas!
It's Christmas fun you can enjoy all year with your kids. Or with your dogs!
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