"This is one wild magic romp." -Piers Anthony, author of the bestselling Xanth series.

"Think Terry Pratchett and Anne McCaffrey had a literary lovechild." -Chris Dean, author of a very flattering Amazon review.

"The most perfect book ever written." - Jill Ward, the author's mom.

The Seelie and Unseelie Courts are at war.

On one side: Noble knights, fighting for freedom. On the other: Not-so-noble terrorists, fighting for the right to rule.

Caught in the middle: One very confused, very LOST teenage boy. His name is Frotwoot. He's a faerie. And THIS... is his tale. (Hence the, uh... hence the title.)

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• Teen & Young AdultScience Fiction & FantasyFantasySword & Sorcery
• Science Fiction & FantasyFantasySword & Sorcery
• Science Fiction & FantasyFantasyContemporary

• Publication Date: March 5, 2014
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• Print Length: 419 Pages
• File Size: 692 KB