The night started with a good deed.

Dave gives a gold coin to a sad street musician playing the violin in the rain.

Unfortunately, the musician is a six-hundred-pound drunken minotaur.

Now the party is trapped in the basement of a tavern, drinking fermented sewer sludge with a depressed alcoholic who calls himself "The Minotard."

Things quickly go from awkward... to catastrophic.

There's a magical trapdoor.
A sewer full of wererats.
A minotaur with a weaponized violin.
And a very serious debate about whether the word Minotard actually means what Milo thinks it means.

If they survive the sewer, the rats, and Milo's emotional breakdown, they might even make it back to the surface.

But first they have to survive the night.

The Minotard is a standalone comedic fantasy adventure set in the world of Caverns & Creatures.

No prior reading required -- just a tolerance for vulgarity, questionable decision-making, and extremely bad stage names.

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• Literature & FictionGenre FictionGameLit & LitRPG
• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireDark Comedy

• Publication Date: April 9, 2015
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• Print Length: 37 Pages
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