Are you an aspiring writer who is chock-full of ego but low on actual ideas? Have you contracted an acute case of writer's block? Have you been staring at the same blank page for hours? It sure is hard to be a writer, especially when you're plum out of ideas.

Fear not, for Bookshelf Q. Battler (BQB), a world renowned poindexter, an epic nerd-venturer, a reviewer of pop cultural happenings and a champion yeti fighter, has taken 101 of the best writing prompts his magic bookshelf has to offer and packaged them up for your perusal. Now there's no need for you to wrack your delicate brain coming up with a premise for your next novel, not with these spectacular ideas designed to get your mental hamster wheel spinning and your pencil scribbling.

So many scintillating scenarios await you, noble reader. Tell the epic tale of Vick Jamblowski, Shark Puncher. Expose the ugly truth of why all unicorns are secretly jerks and not the pleasant, magical creatures they're typically portrayed as. Explain how a puppy kicking jerk gets his comeuppance. Trace the ripple effect of untimely passed gas. Write a musical about sporks! Pen the resume of your favorite fictional character. Make elderly grannies talk like 1930s gangsters, see?

Travel through time and bring Hitler's reign of terror to an end. Solve the mystery behind an evil killer doll. Bring equality to the galaxy. Chillax with Hubert the Talking Dolphin. Take a cab ride with Genghis Khan. Take a bite of the scariest piece of pumpernickel bread you've ever encountered.

Ninja bunnies, zombie rights advocates, alien weirdoes, werewolf cyborgs, baby poets, telekinetic penguins, goldfish boy bands! The possibilities are endless. This isn't your average, ordinary writing prompt book. It's full of wit, wisdom, and most importantly, BQB's dark, twisted sense of humor.

Bookshelf Q. Battler must be insane because he's giving his best ideas away. These writing prompts are yours, so take them, think about them, then put your fingers on your keyboard and write, write, write.

While BQB can't guarantee you'll find success with these writing prompts, he hopes they'll help you hone your writing skills and exercise your imagination. And heck, if you do happen to turn one of these prompts into the next bestseller, BQB's only request is that you invite him to the swanky party that will no doubt be thrown in your honor, load him up with free booze and appetizers and introduce him to some of the lovely supermodels in attendance.

Feel free to share your prompt inspired works with the world via your blogs or preferred time wasting social media sites. If you want to show off your creations to BQB, he can be reached on Twitter @bookshelfbattle or on Facebook @bookshelfqbattler

Don't forget to visit bookshelfbattle.com, a virtual nerdstravaganza/chronicle of BQB's awesome adventures. By day, Mr. Battler works as an assistant to the assistant of the vice-president of Beige Corporation, the world's premiere producer of beige products and accessories. By night, he toils away on his blog, presides over a magic bookshelf, and writes novels in an effort to stave off an alien invasion at the hands of the vile intergalactic despot known as the Mighty Potentate. When you aren't busy working on these amazing writing prompts, do drop by BQB's blog and say hello.

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• Publication Date: June 6, 2017
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• Print Length: 132 Pages
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