Welcome to the afterlife. Please take a number.

Okay, let's talk about Melanie. She was one of those insufferably perfect people with a "strong moral compass" -- which is fancy talk for someone who actually stops at stop signs when nobody's watching. The kind of person who helps old ladies cross streets, returns extra change at the grocery store, and probably has a Pinterest board called "Random Acts of Kindness." You know, a real monster.

So naturally, when she gets yeeted into the afterlife via an "accident" (and yes, those air quotes are doing some serious heavy lifting here), she rocks up to the Pearly Gates expecting... I don't know, a parade? A welcome basket? At minimum, a "Come on in, you magnificent rule-follower!"

Instead, she gets some grumpy old man -- picture your worst DMV experience, but with clouds -- who basically tells her to take a number and wait. Apparently, Heaven runs on the same operating system as the deli counter at Whole Foods. Who knew? Nobody sent Melanie that particular memo. Thanks for nothing, literally every religious text ever written.

But here's where our girl Melanie really shines. While she's stuck in celestial limbo waiting for her number like she's trying to get Hamilton tickets, she discovers she's not the only ghost haunting her hometown. Plot twist: there's also Alavah -- a demon whose name sounds like either a rejected pharmaceutical drug or a yoga studio in Portland -- and this supernatural sociopath has one job: drag Melanie's pure, rule-following soul straight to his boss. And his boss? Yeah, it's exactly who you think it is. The big red guy himself. Satan. Lucifer. The Devil. That dude who definitely doesn't return his shopping cart.

Suddenly, Melanie's caught in the middle of a cosmic cage match between Heaven and Hell. We're talking loyal angels swooping in like divine Uber drivers, mighty archangels flexing their wings like they're auditioning for Marvel's next franchise, and Hell's finest minions -- who probably smell like sulfur and Axe body spray -- closing in from all sides.

The destiny of Heaven and Hell now rests in the hands of this sweet, innocent woman who probably still has her library card from third grade. No pressure, Melanie. It's just the eternal fate of all existence. But hey, at least you followed all those rules, right? Right?

Into The Wishing Well: It's what happens when The Good Place and Constantine have a baby, and that baby is raised by your nicest neighbor. Buckle up, because death is just the beginning, and apparently, it comes with a lot more paperwork than expected.

Buy INTO THE WISHING WELL today and find out if a small-town girl can keep the darkness at bay and give the rest of us a little more time to work things out.

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• Literature & FictionReligious & Inspirational FictionChristianFantasy
• Science Fiction & FantasyFantasyChristian Fantasy

• Publication Date: September 8, 2017
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• Print Length: 298 Pages
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