They'd probably call themselves antiheroes. But that would imply they know what the hell they are doing...
Rosmerta O'Ceallaigh really hopes making bread dildos and penis poultices won't be her defining moment. Dreaming of becoming a lute-playing bard, she's desperate to wriggle out of giving her body to her druid father's pervy god. But when her home burns to the ground and she's led through a magic portal, her only way out is a dodgy deal with a rebel goddess that usually ends in death.

If Gudleik Sigbjornsson could just stop screwing up, he'd leave town without a backward glance. Cursed by Loki, he stinks at his dream career of performing with the lyre and is instead stuck trying to prevent Ragnarok. But when he's kidnapped by the Queen of the Underworld, he learns his jinx is a blessing in disguise that grants him the power to... make people feel very bad about themselves.

As Rosmerta battles the restrictions enforced on her signed-in-blood contract, she just might find her place center stage in the faery and goblin-filled world. And when Gudleik discovers his gift not only makes others depressed but also suicidal, he begins a descent into becoming insufferable.

Will these two bumbling heroes ever find their journey and halt the endless run of dirty jokes?

The Hammer Of The Gods: So You Want To Be A Star is the first book in the Druid Trilogy comedic fantasy series. If you like the air thick with blue humor, extremely quirky characters, and irreverently distorted legends, then you'll love Andrew Marc Rowe's hilarious adventure.

Buy The Hammer Of The Gods to embarrass even the fertility deities today!

Now includes Top Man: The Epic Wager (A Prequel to The Druid Trilogy)!

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