The Dark Lord Alice would be much happier if she'd gone mad. Unfortunately, as far as Alice can tell, she's still a rational being -- as rational as any Human, at any rate -- but the damn World has clearly, unabashedly gone completely damn bonkers. It gets worse, of course. This would be alarming to even the most aloof of beings, even if they left her out of it. But the White Wizards are doing just the opposite. As experts in discovering reasons to be terrified -- sorry, we meant, as experts in identifying sheer evil -- they've decided Alice was one of the great enemies of Humankind. And now they're sending a doomed cavalcade of Chosen Ones to slaughter her. Something's got to give. Alice doesn't know what it is, but even if she survives all of her plucky adolescent attackers, there's not much any individual being can do, if everything else is swept up in a tidal wave of Madness. No Sorcerer, no ten Sorcerers, could survive the onslaught of a planet gone nuts. So Alice has to figure something out. While not getting killed. And despite being seen as a nemesis of Mankind... which isn't exactly untrue... And we enter the tale of the Dark Lord Alice. Things are about to get weird, dark, sorcerous, and very complicated, and all we have is a sense of humor, a strange plot, and unlikely assortment of oddly-recruited Chosen Ones... Now, Alice, with the aid of a handful of former Chosen Ones need to figure out what the Hell to do when all the other sentients on their planet seem determined to redecorate the planet entirely with cinders. As far as Alice can see, there's only one thing they can do: Die. Horribly. The White Wizards are fighting hard to save Humankind by destroying it. This makes perfect sense, if you're certain that Humans are so flawed and broken that there's no way to save them. The good news is, The Dark Lord has a clever plan... and the bad news is, that's totally a lie. The Dark Lord has been a solitary creature all her life; but she knows that she doesn't have an answer. So she's decided to train some of her ex-murderers in the Arts of Magic, and hopefully, between the four of them, they'll come up with something. Each of them was Prophesied to be the one who'd wipe out the Dark Lord. The Prophecy lied. And if Destiny doesn't control their lives, then they do. They have the chance to save themselves, and maybe some of the World, as well. Granted, it seems a whole lot more likely that they'll just be char-broiled when the mobs finally come to tear down the Dark Keep. But we'll see. If Destiny's not running the show, then anything could happen...

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