A short story about a socially awkward crime scene cleaner who can talk to cats.

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People die every day in every way imaginable.

Sometimes it's an accident. Sometimes it's on purpose. Sometimes it's just the course of nature.

People die all over the place. On the road. In hospitals. At home.

Sometimes when people die, they leave a mess.

That's where I come in. Alice Harris. Crime scene cleaner. I'm the one who scrubs the blood splatter off the wall. I get rid of the couch that's beyond rescuing due to the bodily fluids that have seeped inside. I clean up the skid mark (to put it nicely) from the carpet that someone left when they were scared to death.

Morbid? I know! It's a morbid job, but someone's got to do it.

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• Crime, Thriller & MysteryCrime FictionMurder
• Crime, Thriller & MysteryCrime FictionSerial Killers
• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireLiterary Humour

• Publication Date: September 4, 2020
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
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• Print Length: 42 Pages
• File Size: 190 KB