'It's no mean feat to tell a great story with familiar-yet-fresh characters AND be riotously funny on every page, but Carman succeeds. Takes the old tales you know and love, adds a bit of spice and some questionable meat of unknown origin, gives it a stir, and will have you coming back for more. Hugely recommended!' - Paul Kerensa

Building a bodyguard to kill your aristocratic niece's vengeful ex-husband should be easy for a witch.
All you need is the right body and the right magic, and soon you have a mindless killer to do your bidding.
Of course, it all depends on what the butler brings back from the cemetery.

For Frances Stein, reanimating the dead is one thing, but convincing the corpse there's life after death is another. Finding out he's neither mindless nor killer is something else entirely.
Especially when he's her last hope, because they both have a limited lifespan, and time is literally running out...

Note: no lambs or werewolves were harmed during the making of this book.

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• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireLiterary Humour
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• Science Fiction & FantasyFantasyContemporary

• Publication Date: February 27, 2022
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• Print Length: 393 Pages
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