A humorous tale of love, friendship, and overcoming life's greatest obstacles!

Charlando is sent to Earth as a baby to escape the clutches of a secret society of cannibalistic Ooflan on his home planet of Corplop. During his long years of isolation with nothing but his spaceship to talk to, he develops a fascination with love and romance. His belief that his soulmate awaits him on Earth is all that keeps him sane.
He arrives on a war-torn Earth to find Janet, a newly homeless alcoholic, blacked out on a park bench. Believing this to be his long-awaited soulmate, he pledges his undying devotion to her.
Janet, too drunk to understand the profound opportunity with which she has been presented, asks Charlando for a sandwich.
The pair depart from one another and embark on their own perilous adventures: Charlando on a mission to reunite with his beloved Janet, and Janet on a quest for inner peace in a world that is crumbling all around her.

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• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireLiterary Humour
• Literature & FictionGenre FictionSatire
• Science Fiction & FantasyScience FictionDystopian

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