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After a failed petition to change his career, Bill, the town's drunken pottery maker, is forced by his neighbors and the king to join an expedition to slay a fearsome dragon terrorizing their village.

In this dark comedy novelette from 13 Acorns: Modern Short Stories for Thoughtful Adults, Bill faces the ultimate question: Will he dodge his duty and hide in his cave, will he find the courage to fight, or will his neighbors throw him into a pit of spiders for refusing to fight? If he agrees to join the quest, will they finally remember his name?

With a rusty sword and half-drunk courage, Bill might just stumble into a miracle, or die trying. Perhaps he will meet an unexpected kindred spirit, or perhaps he will find a way to drink more... Find out!

This short story delivers a healthy dose of dark humor with action & adventure, wrapped in a literary short story format that will keep you laughing and wondering what could possibly go wrong next!

Perfect for fans of humorous fiction and satire, this tale is a hilarious, chaotic romp through a world where even the most unlikely soul might have his minute of glory.

This dark comedy fantasy fiction is sure to give you a laugh and keep you entertained from

WINNER: 2023 Best Book Awards (BBA)- Novelette, Fiction

Genre: Comedy, dark comedy, fantasy fiction.
Size: 14,000 words (novelette/short story/90-minute read.)
Parent work- 13 Acorns: Modern Short Stories for Thoughtful Adults.

G. Edward Martin has pledged 10% of ALL book royalties to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

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  • Publication Date: May 3, 2023
  • Text-to-Speech: Disabled
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  • Print Length: 54 Pages
  • File Size: 13 KB

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