Ever wonder why airports sell alcohol at 7 AM? You're about to find out.

From Gate Lice blocking the jet bridge to Reclining Rick smashing your kneecaps, travel is a non-stop parade of morons. Matt Young captures them all in savage rhymes and eye-popping art.

One read and you'll swap rage for roaring laughter - exactly what you need at 30,000 feet, in a two-hour queue, or on a sun-lounger under siege.

Grab your copy now and laugh before the morons board.

• Instant stress relief - Snarky verses proven to lower travel blood-pressure.*

• Painfully relatable - You've met these morons, unfortunately.

• Travel sized - Slides into any carry-on or seat-back pocket.

• Ruthless rhymes - Each page drips with sarcasm and truth.

• Eye-catching illustrations - Bold, vibrant illustrations makes every scene pop.

• Gift Ready - perfect for frequent fliers and last-minute gag gifts.

*Claim based on the author's totally non-scientific research.

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• HumourParodies
• HumourComedy

• Publication Date: April 30, 2024
• Text-to-Speech: Disabled
• Lending: Disabled
• Print Length: 36 Pages
• File Size: 120 KB