"The best book I've ever read!" - Soto

(Which, to be fair, doesn't mean much. Soto's in the book and hasn't read many.)

These are the stories no recruiter will ever tell you.

No battlefield medals. No hero speeches. Just a group of misfit soldiers stuck overseas during the COVID era -- dodging wild boars, breaking rules, and trying not to lose their minds.

I'm Chase, formerly Sergeant Thweatt. Freed from any obligation to the U.S. Government, I can finally tell you what military life is really like.

From lockdowns in Italy to the heat of Somalia, we survived bad leadership, good friends, and some of the dumbest decisions ever made.

If you're looking for polished combat stories, this ain't it. But if you've ever served, or just wondered what it's really like behind the curtain -- this might feel like swapping stories around a fire.

Just don't tell my momma.

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