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**? Ditch the boring finance books. It's time to learn money the caveman way.**
Meet **Ugg and Glarn** -- two prehistoric pals who prove that even in the Stone Age, bad money decisions were a thing (and so was FIRE -- literally ?). One becomes a legend. The other... well, ends up broke with a fancy club and no mammoths.
This isn't your average personal finance book full of charts, jargon, or lectures.
It's a wild, funny, and *shockingly useful* guide to mastering money like your primal ancestors -- with stories, lessons, and caveman logic that make everything stick.
Perfect for:
? **Teens & Young Adults** who want to learn money without dying of boredom
? **Parents & Teachers** looking for a fresh, hilarious way to teach financial literacy
? **Fans of funny nonfiction** and anyone tired of being financially clueless
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## ? Inside You'll Discover:
- ? **Why Glarn spent all his mammoth bones on shiny rocks** -- and how to avoid modern money traps
- ? **How Ugg created income streams** before "side hustle" was a word (or even a grunt)
- ? **How compounding works** using a magic jar and zero math headaches
- ? **What happened when everyone invested in "Dino Coins" and tulip fangs**
- ? **The 10 Ugg Rules** for not ending up like Glarn (sad, broke, and club-deep in debt)
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## ? 5 Prehistoric (but Powerful) Benefits:
1. **Learn the basics of budgeting, saving, investing, and avoiding debt -- without a single lecture.**
2. **Understand complex money ideas through hilarious caveman storytelling.**
3. **Laugh your way into smart financial decisions you'll actually remember.**
4. **Get a hands-on bonus workbook** to build your own "Bone Plan" for money mastery.
5. **Walk away feeling smarter, richer, and 83% more mammoth-like.**
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? Whether you're 13 or 30, this is the **funniest financial education you'll ever read** -- and maybe the only one you'll finish.
**So grab your club, sit by the fire, and learn how not to be Glarn.**
? **Scroll up, smash that "Buy Now" button, and join the tribe of financially smart Stone Agers today.**
Let's make this book a prehistoric bestseller ??
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