Some rivalries are set in stone.

When Harry Andrews meets Martin Haggerty, two human statues collide in a battle that will transform the Chelmsley High Street into a battlefield of the absurd.

What starts as a simple act of jealous sabotage becomes a life-consuming obsession that will push them beyond the limits of dignity, sanity, and the law.

True art knows no boundaries -- not even those of common sense.

Welcome to a darkly comedic journey into the world of street performance, where standing still becomes the most dangerous act of all.

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• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireDark Comedy
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• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireLiterary Humour

• Publication Date: April 12, 2025
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• Print Length: 50 Pages
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