He delivers milk. He buries bodies. And nobody suspects a thing.

Tommy Cowper is Brindlewick's milkman -- polite, reliable, and completely invisible.

He knows who takes semi-skimmed.
Who lives alone.
Which doors don't quite lock properly.

The old women trust him.

They invite him in.
Offer him tea.
Tell him where they keep their spare keys.

They really shouldn't.

Because Tommy has urges.
Dark ones.

Maybe it started in a Sainsbury's toilet... or maybe it was always there.

Now he feeds hedgehogs, collects old ladies' glasses...
and tries not to think too much about what he's done.

Or what he might do next.

Disturbing. Darkly funny. Not for everyone.

If you like your killers strange and your humour darker than it should be...
welcome to Brindlewick.

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• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireDark Comedy
• Literature & FictionGenre FictionSatire

• Publication Date: May 25, 2025
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• Print Length: 142 Pages
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