Don't Need a Sausage: A Memoir of Modern Dating Disasters
Twenty-four years of online dating. One woman's brutally honest confession.
What happens when you spend over two decades searching for love and find everything except what you're looking for?
You get the most raw, hilarious, and painfully relatable memoir about modern romance that readers are calling "my dating life in a book."
From the man who brought three expensive perfumes and five years of lies, to the Portuguese charmer with a hidden agenda, Hilda Sky has survived dating disasters that would make anyone lose faith in humanity. There's the pilot with boundary issues, the one who wanted photos for "memories," and encounters so outrageous they've become legendary among her friends.
This isn't another self-help guide promising to fix your love life. This is the unfiltered truth about what dating has become, told by someone who's been in the trenches since before smartphones existed.
If you've ever:

• Wondered if you're attracting the wrong type

• Had a perfect date turn bizarre without warning

• Felt like giving up on romance entirely

• Questioned whether normal people still exist

This book will make you feel less alone.
Funny, shocking, and surprisingly empowering, "Don't Need a Sausage" is the memoir that says what we're all thinking. You'll laugh until you cry, cringe in recognition, and feel infinitely better about your own romantic disasters.
Perfect for fans of candid memoirs and anyone who's ever questioned their dating choices.
Warning: Contains explicit content and may cause you to delete your dating apps.

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• Publication Date: May 29, 2025
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• Print Length: 122 Pages
• File Size: 34 KB