Layer Cake meets Mr Nice.

I wasn't a criminal of the common variety. I didn't deal in drugs, guns, or people. I was a Herald of Prohibited Articles. I got certain types of property from A to B -- or F, if needed. I got into it over a cocktail, and I stayed in it for the adrenaline, the eclectic clientele, and a shit-ton of money.

This is Book One: Join me at the start of a three-part journey.

The life I lived would have made the Pope rethink his vocation. From untraceable diamonds and bearer bonds to globe-hopping and misplaced priceless art, I operated in the shadows by following Six Strict Rules:

Rule One: No Flash. Blend into every surrounding that is needed.
Rule Two: Be on Time. Five minutes early is on time; on time is late.
Rule Three: Plausible Deniability. If you don't know, you can't tell.
Rule Four: No Ego. You think you're smarter than the "System," you're dead.
Rule Five: The Exit. Always know your exit from a country, a contract, or a place.
Rule Six: Don't be greedy. Never double-book yourself.

There was one constant pain in my arse for fifteen years: a brilliant Interpol agent who was obsesed on my downfall. She was the only one who could keep pace, and in our world, that made her dangerous.

By the end of this, you'll either love me or hate me. I've always been Marmite that way.

The job is simple. The life is anything but. What a ride.

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• Crime, Thriller & MysteryCrime FictionHeist
• Literature & FictionHumour & SatireDark Comedy
• Crime, Thriller & MysteryCrime FictionOrganized Crime

• Publication Date: February 9, 2026
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• Print Length: 283 Pages
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