Books by Gerald Dean Rice

Dead 'til Dawn

by Gerald Dean Rice (Kindle Press)

(17 reviews)

Two friends who have drifted apart go on an unintended journey when they take a drug that technically turns them into zombies for 72 hours. But near immortal cultists intent on journeying to the other side will stop at nothing to get the 'Bloom' back, even if it means taking it from their undead bodies. As the two men run for their unlives they test the bonds of friendship and learn the whole... See More

Length: 446 Pages (1,095 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

If I Die Before I Wake: Tales of Supernatural Horror (The Better Off Dead Series Book 2)

by Sinister Smile Press (Sinister Smile Press)

(108 reviews)

Be afraid. Be very afraid. That noise in the dead of night. The shadow that slips by almost unnoticed. The fear that pulverizes your sense of reasoning and pushes you deep down under seven layers of covers. There is no escaping it, and when the dark forces of the universe come after you, the world will know exactly what you are made of. Will you run? Will you fight? Maybe you'll join forces with... See More

Length: 380 Pages (4,279 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

If I Die Before I Wake: Three Volume Collection - Volumes 1-3 (The Better Off Dead Series)

by Sinister Smile Press

(4 reviews)

Thirty-nine terrifying stories that will keep you up all night and make you want to call in sick to work! This amazing collection contains all stories from Volumes 1-3 of If I Die Before I Wake: The Better Off Dead Series. Enjoy stories of karma, fear, supernatural horror, deadly women and retribution. The Better Off Dead series delves into the farthest corners of your mind, where your... See More

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Dark

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

A woman discovers the end of mankind leaking out of the janitor's closet, a husband who can't bear for his wife to leave him predicts how their relationship will end, and a woman unsure of the future of her relationship discovers her mate's emotions on a tragedy-stricken freeway. See More

Length: 35 Pages (159 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Slay Me

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(7 reviews)

A teenager is suddenly confronted by a monster in his home, begging for him to kill it. The boy reluctantly agrees, but when he doesn't exactly follow the instructions to dispose of it, the headless creature escapes, leaving him to deal with it a lot more strongly than what either of them intended. Includes the first ten pages of "The Zombie Show" available 6/20/2012. See More

Length: 38 Pages (183 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

How to Publish on Amazon Kindle, Smashwords, & Nook the Easy Way!

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(1 review)

Ever wanted to publish your own work, but don't know where to start? Do you have a book already published but don't know what to do to get the word out? Finally, this is the book that will tell you step-by-step what to do to get it done. From book covers, to social media, press releases, and how to get reviews, How to Publish shows you an easier, more effect way to get it done. It also includes... See More

Length: 58 Pages (5,496 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Absolute Garbage, Total Nonsense, and Utter Ridiculousness

by Gerald Dean Rice (Red Hand Books)

(1 review)

A husband survives an autopsy and his wife has a complaint, a woman experiences existential dread after a police interrogation, twin sisters find the instrument of their father's ongoing death, and a contestant at a hot dog eating contest won't stop eating no matter what is in front of him. Also, poems about the withering and revival of love thought to be lost and angels with strange motives... See More

Length: 464 Pages (2,009 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Old Hog

by Gerald Dean Rice (Red Hand Books)

A man has to help his grandfather use the toilet. From the start, things go horribly wrong. See More

Length: 8 Pages (660 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Flesh-eaters Anonymous

by Gerald Dean Rice (Red Hand Books)

(9 reviews)

John Clusterfeld isn't so much a survivor as the zombies haven't gotten around to eating him. He just hasn't been worth much of anything his whole life. Until the hoi--smart zombies--tap him to sneak across the man-made border dividing the living from the dead and begin what they call the Northeast Conversion Campaign. Acronyms and blood will fly as the human who is the savior for one side or the... See More

Length: 45 Pages (472 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Bureau: The Ghost & the Shell

by Gerald Dean Rice

Agent Bell has a new partner and he has the opportunity to train him when an astral projection shows up at the House that has lost its body. What should be a pretty straightforward case suddenly turns dangerous as the lost body has no intention of being found and the two agents have to chase it around the city. See More

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Death by Haiku

by Gerald Dean Rice (Melted Brain Books)

Over 200 collected haiku that the author has written over several years finally collected and published together. Ranging from musings of love to a vengeful Santa Claus, this book of poetry has something for every haiku lover. Get ready to read your next favorite poem! Superman is Dead I saw him, back-broked, Robbed of his magical glow -- He'd slit his own wrists. Sticky Balls Also called... See More

Length: 55 Pages (111 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

#PTZ

by Gerald Dean Rice (Melted Brain Books)

(1 review)

Read the first part of Part-time Zombie before it's (its?) released 5.21.19! Pre-order here: http://bit.ly/PTZombie Duncan Ralston, author of "Woom" says, "I'm a full-time reader of Part-time Zombie!" "Caution! May cause unusual cravings!" -Tina Rooker "Wait, are you talking to me?" -That one guy last week, remember? When Alice develops a hunger for human flesh she unwittingly unleashes an... See More

Length: 30 Pages (546 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Part-time Zombie

by Gerald Dean Rice (Melted Brain Books)

(3 reviews)

Being dead is hard when you need to work. When Alice's appetite awakens in the middle of the workday no teen or Uber driver is safe. Things get really bad when she finds out she's the harbinger of the coming fleshpocalypse. Then monsters show up wearing human bodies like poorly fitted, inside-out winter coats with the stuffing coming out and she has to decide if she's going to fight for humanity... See More

Length: 220 Pages (2,680 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Vamp-Hire

by Gerald Dean Rice (Permuted Press)

(2 reviews)

Mankind has won the Vampire Conflict. But the cost of victory is that a few humans have been turned into vamps-half human, half vampire. Prejudice against the vamps is high so finding work is near impossible. Plus, the slightest infraction could send any one of them back to the Pens, a place that's as awful as any place on Earth. Nick is a loner who walks a narrow line between legal and illegal... See More

Length: 250 Pages (2,546 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Where the Monsters Are

by Gerald Dean Rice (Red Hand Books)

(3 reviews)

Gerald Parsons is on his way up. He's a talented executive in line for a major promotion and married to a beautiful woman. But a chance encounter that may not be coincidence with a stranger who claims to know him begins to unravel his happy life. After a co-worker is killed and another has his career sabotaged, the stranger shows up at his home, ready to party with his own special news, leaving... See More

Length: 33 Pages (3,501 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Dogs of City Hall

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(1 review)

When cardboard cutout dogs come to life at city hall, a small group of survivors must fight back and plan to escape. But as the dogs seemingly get smarter, the survivors realize one of them may not want everyone to get out alive. See More

Length: 10 Pages (2,931 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Best Night of the Year

by Gerald Dean Rice (Melted Brain Books)

4 tales of terror from the author of Fleshbags. Two deputies make a routine yearly stop and get a treat that will last them the rest of their lives. A man trying to bond with his stepson while trick-or-treating welcomes a lone child to join them. A gravedigger discovers a trick that puts his life on the line. And a German officer finds himself trapped in a slowly collapsing building being pursued... See More

Length: 46 Pages (402 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Butterman Cometh (The Zombie Archives Book 1)

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(2 reviews)

Mankind has just been knocked off his perch atop the food chain. The zombie apocalypse is here. But it didn't come alone. Sure, there are legions of hungry mouths, tearing hands, and soulless eyes, but the apocalypse brought a friend. A distant memory that terrified you as a child- remember that creepy cereal mascot in the one commercial with the kids and how he used to chase them around until... See More

Length: 34 Pages (319 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Zombie Show

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(1 review)

An undercover agent hellbent on bringing a drug cartel enforcer to justice by any means infiltrates a group of college kids out to have a good time across the Mexican border. But the enforcer has plans to disappear forever before he can be taken alive, putting together a big show that will culminate with a big ending. But as the agent closes in, one of the zombies in the enforcer's stable... See More

Length: 188 Pages (326 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Tales from an Apartment

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

From the author of "Fleshbags" and "The Ghost Toucher comes 9 tales to scare, tantalize, puzzle, and make you laugh. Through different times and realities, see how the people change within the same four walls. From a woman whose husband has become obsessed with the vending machine in their living room, to a man raised from the dead by a wife who just can't let go, a thief who's being watched by... See More

Length: 100 Pages (295 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The Salesman

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(2 reviews)

A little boy who has known nothing but a life on the run finally has an explanation from his mother, told from a blank book of fairy tales. Outside, a man who is not a man at all, but a mixture of every creature from every fairy tale ever told tries to break into their home to get them as mother and son make a last stand as they determine what is real and what is pretend. See More

Length: 36 Pages (135 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

The 5000 Fingers of Bob

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(4 reviews)

Five men decide to kill a boy one summer. But the boy is much more than he seems. Slow and a giant, but there is something nefarious, something terrible just underneath the surface of his vacant eyes. When their plan springs into action they will discover that the trouble they've stumbled into has a cost attached the whole town will have to pay. See More

Length: 39 Pages (149 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Candy

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(7 reviews)

A man is presented with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity when a woman propositions him for sex before work. Of course things aren't what they seem, but how far in over his head he's about to get he can't even fathom. And a magician gives the best show of his life just before the whole world changes. See More

Length: 27 Pages (121 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

While You Work

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(3 reviews)

Two stories from the author of Fleshbags. A man's co-worker disappears while more and more other people show up who are corporate zombies. After an office crush 'turns' he attempts to get to the bottom of things. Also, two hillbillies attempt a backwoods exorcism of one's wife after she has been possessed by a beaver. See More

Length: 15 Pages (67 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Smells Like

by Gerald Dean Rice

(2 reviews)

Helena is a widow, recently remarried . But the accidental death of her first husband never set right with her self-described 'parapsychic' ability. When residents begin reporting a sea monsters around Red Deer Lake the authorities ignore them. Though they can't ignore people dying in a town that hasn't had a suspicious death in over thirty years, no one except Helena makes a connection between... See More

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The Dead Child

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

(1 review)

A little boy is awakened in the middle of the night by his drunken father, confessing he'd just murdered the boy's mother. When the twisted semblance of family they have left begins crumbling, his foster sister, a ten year old zombie, begins putting the family back together in a way only the dead can. See More

Length: 17 Pages (96 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled

Goner

by Gerald Dean Rice (Razorline Press)

Terence is all alone in his hometown in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. But he's a loner and that suits him just fine. But when he traps the reanimated corpse of his ex-girlfriend he vows to get to the bottom of the mystery as to why she's there and not hundreds of miles away with her family. He discovers a thriving survivor community, but something worse than he could have guessed. See More

Length: 51 Pages (178 KB)/Lending: Not Enabled